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....and to lighten the reading mood:

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional.
Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

What no pictures????VBG Thanks for the chuckle. You know how much we all love pictures !!

That is hilarious!!!!!!!

I went straight for the girl with big tits at age 17!
We've been together for 42 years.

Goodysnap wrote:What no pictures????VBG Thanks for the chuckle. You know how much we all love pictures !!

I didn't post any of the group of pics as we have at least two lady members that I know of -- Susan & Nancy -- and I didn't wish offend. But since you asked, I did spot this on the beach during the summer; I tried to get away with laying beneath, just to get some shade, but ended up with two black eyes!

Steve if she is going to drowned those puppies, I'll take the one with the brown nose.

So that's what them holes in those chairs are for!

Gunner